The Name Game

I'm still searching for myself. I found a site online that defines you by your name, but it just gave me some irrelevant garbage for Davey. Disappointed, I asked it to define David.

David -- [noun]: A real life muppet 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

A muppet! Yes. Like Beaker meets Animal. A crazy David scientist. Maybe a Gonzo or a loveable Kermie. This is good. I should just stop here.

But I feel so Davey-ish lately. I figured, maybe if I try Davey again, it'll give me a different answer than the first time. . . It did.

Davey -- [noun]: A master blogger 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Hmmn. More flattering than the first attempt. Let's see what else it comes up with...

Davey -- [noun]: An alien 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

An alien? Well, that really goes with some of my strange self portraits.

Feeling fairly lucky, I figured I'd try one last time.

Davey -- [adjective]: Sexually stunning 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I love this program! "Santa Monica was Davey's town, and he had the coiled sexual energy of a jungle cat...Rrreow!!!"

OK...Now I knew one thing and one thing only. To stop there and never, ever ask that program a damn thing again.

But who can do that?? Just when it's getting good.

Even jungle cats have their curiosity...

OK, just one more try. . .

Davey -- [noun]: A person who falls into an outhouse and dies 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Doh!