Davey Da

I'm not posting and I know it.

But here is why.

We are working feverishly on our upcoming site DaveyDa.com.

It's taking some time but within a couple months, its coming. Its coming...



The future.

I guess I'm it

Finally, I believe I may have shed a bit of light into my relationship problems...

You Are Coke

A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer. Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party. Your best soda match: Mountain Dew Stay away from:Dr Pepper

What Kind of Soda Are You?

They were Peppers! I just know it.

The Name Game

I'm still searching for myself. I found a site online that defines you by your name, but it just gave me some irrelevant garbage for Davey. Disappointed, I asked it to define David.

David -- [noun]: A real life muppet 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

A muppet! Yes. Like Beaker meets Animal. A crazy David scientist. Maybe a Gonzo or a loveable Kermie. This is good. I should just stop here.

But I feel so Davey-ish lately. I figured, maybe if I try Davey again, it'll give me a different answer than the first time. . . It did.

Davey -- [noun]: A master blogger 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Hmmn. More flattering than the first attempt. Let's see what else it comes up with...

Davey -- [noun]: An alien 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

An alien? Well, that really goes with some of my strange self portraits.

Feeling fairly lucky, I figured I'd try one last time.

Davey -- [adjective]: Sexually stunning 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I love this program! "Santa Monica was Davey's town, and he had the coiled sexual energy of a jungle cat...Rrreow!!!"

OK...Now I knew one thing and one thing only. To stop there and never, ever ask that program a damn thing again.

But who can do that?? Just when it's getting good.

Even jungle cats have their curiosity...

OK, just one more try. . .

Davey -- [noun]: A person who falls into an outhouse and dies 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Doh!

Deep Sea Swimming

It's been a busy month of company and writing. My father and Step Marsha were here for my birthday and took me on a grand tour of elite Los Angeles restaurants. While sitting at an ocean front window at The Chart House in Malibu, lifeguards on surfboards started paddling out. Two ambulances with flashing lights showed up on the beach. A coastguard boat came by. Then, finally, a helicopter flew in with a spotlight. And they all searched while the dusk poured in.

As we ate, the people at the restuarant explained that an hour earlier someone swam straight out into the ocean alone and disappeared. Well, three tables at The Chart House got very upset and reported this to their waiter, who called the police.

Forty minutes went by and we found out he had been found. It turns out he was a "deep sea swimmer". He swam way out past the big waves, down the coast, and back to shore. Then he asked someone what all the fuss down the shore was about, and learned that it was about him. So he called the police and the search was called off.

Anyway, it was a scary and exciting way to spend a meal eating lobster encrusted halibut.

And after a long month I'm back to shore too and ready to post.

Check out this new emerging artistic wonder-duo. It's Harvey Sid Fisher and friend. And he's recorded a plucky diddy for each and every zodiac sign, along with interpretive dance! Here's a song dedicated to my sign, the Leo.

On a More Serious Note

On a more serious note, I would like to present this reading from the reverend Jesse Jackson. It is something I consider deeply moving and deeply spiritual.



Amen.

Dating

I love Harold and Maude.

Remember the scene his mom filled out the survey and kept answering every question for him?

I'm recently single, and, as far as moving forward, I guess sometimes I feel a little like this...

Sing Out!

It's my birthday. Friends and family are around. And I found this. . .



So feel free to feel free!

After all, the opportunity's on.